I’m So Sorry… Here Are Some Cat Videos

Okay, so I like funny cat videos, but user Shironekoshiro has created funny cat videos that rise above the fray. I would categorize his videos as something akin to the Wes Anderson of cat videos. They feature a lot of silence, awkwardness, and strangeness that, in his best videos come together to create something magical.

You may have seen this video (It has over a million views):

There is something subtle but brilliant about the silence and the slow building of tension. Is one of the cats going to move? Is this picture perfect moment going to be destroyed by kitty cat capriciousness? Who does that disembodies hand belong to anyways? Why is it doing that? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? It really keeps you on edge, and that somehow that tension makes it hilarious.

And then you start seeing the varieties of things that can be balanced on cats and you realize that this man has created a true art form.

For example, the kumquat:

The cat food:

Cat food balanced on a cat head:

The apple:

The possibilities are endless (As made evident by this person’s 550 cat videos).

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What China’s Airports Tell Us About China

I had seen photos of it before. From above it had looked like a spaceship had landed in the outskirts of Beijing and forgotten to turn off its parking lights. Photos of its interior showcased a glittering future with all-encompassing windows towering up to a snow white mesh ceiling. As we pulled up in our cab to Beijing Capital International Airport for the first time, I couldn’t help but be stunned. It really did exist, as airy, spacious, and beautiful as the photos had suggested. Undulating ceilings rolled high over the massive eleven million square foot terminal creating a sense that its piers docked with hundreds of jets stretched into infinity.

Shanghai’s Pu Dong airport is similarly monumental with a huge parabola of a roof improbably held up by a series of delicate metal beams that shoot out from the ground. The terminal stretches on forever. Need to get into town in a hurry? Don’t worry. The airport’s magnetic levitation train will whisk you nineteen mile into Shanghai in a mere seven minutes.

Sophisticated, monumental, and modern, these airports are monoliths devoted to state capitalism. All of the benefits of China’s ballistic ascent since the inception of economic liberalization are on display on the enormous facades of these buildings and the queued international jetliners encircling their peripheries. In the shadows of these buildings, all of the predictions about China’s coming domination of the world seem inevitable. The Chinese model of state controlled capitalism suddenly seems to hold an irresistible allure.

Even as I marveled at the scale and style of the architecture, though, I quickly began to feel that something was amiss as I wandered through these airports on several occasions. It was clear that the glossy facades and sophisticated interior architecture was meant to present a dynamic, strong and modern China to the world. It was also clear that they hadn’t gotten it quite right.

Whether you’re transiting through these airports of have them as a point of entry or exit, the first thing you notice is an almost complete lack of information on how to navigate these labyrinthine structures. As I groped my way around Pu Dong airport, trying to figure out how to transfer to my next flight, there wasn’t a sign or placard anywhere describing where I was supposed to go. My wife and I had to speak with three different people before we could figure it out. It turned out that in order for us to transfer from one international flight to another in the same exclusively international terminal, we had to go through immigrations and customs and then come back into the exact same section of the building that we had just left. In the process we ran into a few other bewildered passengers in the same quandary. In Beijing’s airport, it took us forever to figure out what gate our airplane was parked at due to a criminal lack of information screens in the departure lobby. In another instance, while transferring through Beijing, we had to go through some kind of immigration related formality, even though we were not entering or exiting the country. The purpose of this passport inspection was never made clear by any signage. Most modern airports I’ve been through are plastered with relevant information. During my multiple stays in these Chinese airports, it was obvious that no one had bothered to consider the passengers as they designed the interiors of these airports. They are confusing, and often leave travelers starved for information.

Even more surprising than the utter confusion that descends upon anyone visiting these airports is the lack of any decent amenities within the terminals. Despite being important international hubs, neither of these airports has a decent news stand. Most of the commercial space is occupied by lonely duty free stores and some of the most horrific restaurants I have ever experienced in any airport.

Beijing’s airport is particularly depressing but Shanghai’s international terminal isn’t much better. The “Sunrise” duty free shops found throughout the terminal stock the expensive bags and liquors that one might expect at an airport, and yet they fail to inspire one to shop like the various emporia you tend to find at major international hubs. The most appealing shops I found were a tiny outlet for Shanghai Tang, the somewhat famous Hong Kong clothing and accessory brand, and PandaQ, a store devoted to all things Panda. Otherwise I was stuck browsing through the South China Collection International Shop with its depressing collection of Chinese snacks and knickknacks, and the oddly literally named China and Civilization store which featured a depressing array of figurines. All of these stores feature employees who seem to care very little about customer service. Even the currency exchange at Shanghai airport was somehow dysfunctional. When I went to exchange some money, the stall had somehow completely run out of small change. I had to wait for ten minutes to get my two hundred Yuan so that my wife and I could buy a crappy dinner of ribs, dumplings, and noodles.

In the end, these contrasts between the startlingly modern structures and the terrible amenities and processes within stands as more of a symbol of modern China than the forces behind these airports may have desired. China is indeed modernizing quickly. It ploughs ahead with monumental displays of its ascent like the Three Gorges Damn, the Beijing Olympics, or, well, Beijing Capital Airport. And yet, it’s also clear that there is a lack of consideration for the individual in this ascent. There is a lack of information and a lack of attention to simple details that we take for granted like clear signage and comprehensible processes. Seemingly simple and obvious things are not easy to accomplish while rules and regulations are not clear. Furthermore, things simply aren’t as nice as they ought to be. Sure, things look great on the surface, but even in a top notch hotel or restaurant, it’s not difficult to come across walls that are just a little too thin, a toilet that looks like it was cobble together by an amateur, or service that just doesn’t reflect the amount you’re paying.

In the end, in these airports, you get the sense that the powers that be in China are pushing these massive projects forward so quickly that many of the basics are left by the wayside to meet deadlines. I can’t help but think that similar forces may have resulted in tragic events like last summer’s deadly bullet train accident. In the end, these airports, like modern China, leave me with a sense of great excitement and apprehension. It is without a doubt that these monumental structures reflect the rise of hundreds of millions out of poverty and into modernity. They provide great hope that even the poorest can accomplish great things. At the same time, I can’t help feeling like right now those millions of new Chinese middle class have ended up in a hollow country, devoid of things that make a place function smoothly. Furthermore, I can only hope that this breakneck development has not been at the expense of safety, even while I suspect it has. Only time will tell if these airports will eventually evolve into bustling, well designed hubs that showcase the best of Chinese culture, or continue to be mired in cut corners, confusion, and mediocrity beneath their monumental edifices.

Note: Article first published as What China’s Airports Tell Us about China on Blogcritics. Apparently I write on that website now too

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A North Korean Cruise Ship

I came across this really interesting series of photos  of North Korea on the consistently excellent big picture blog. I’m a sucker for photos of North Korea (if you haven’t seen the tumblr or Kim Jong-Il looking at things, you’re really missing out), but this set is particularly intriguing. Lets start with the picture below of a rather innocent looking bottle of Budweiser and some dried fish laid out rather artfully on a rustic plastic tray:

Mmm, delicious. Apparently this is what they’re serving on North Korea’s new state run cruise ship. Interestingly enough, this gallery has several photos taken on and around this cruise ship. Apparently, as part of its effort to draw foreign investment, North Korea has decided to open up its tourism sector, particularly to Chinese and Russians. Judging by the photo above as well as some other pictures and writing from the blog, I’m not sure how the amenities on this cruise ship are going to help. From the blog post:

“Some of the high-end cabins had private washrooms; others had bunk beds or mattresses on the floor. Water in bathrooms was brown, when available”

It also seems somewhat unappealing to take in the beautiful sights of North Korea when you know that you’re surrounded by throngs of starving people. Still, I have to say, I find the prospect of a tour of Pyong Yang quite appealing due to my morbid curiosity.

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Good Reads – David Mitchell = Awesome

As you might have guessed from the title, I’m a huge fan of the British author David Mitchell. I’ve now read three of his five books and I have enjoyed every single one immensely. The thing I love most about his books is that they transcend genre, and are very difficult to describe, and yet are highly entertaining and thought provoking. I’ve particularly enjoyed his intermixing of traditional literary and cerebral stuff with “lesser” genres like science fiction and even fantasy. In some ways, especially in his earlier work, his writing is quite similar to that of Murakami. He admitted that Murakami was definitely a big influence on him, particularly when he lived in Japan, where he wrote part of his first novel.

Anyway, his writing is fantastic and in two of the books I’ve read, he’s also utilized a really interesting structure.

My favorite book of his is Cloud Atlas. It’s basically a collection of six connected stories that range in setting from a lonely voyager on the ocean in the 18th century to a post apocalyptic yokel in Hawaii. Each section has it’s own very distinct structure and style, with some parts written as letters, others as traditional narratives, and yet others as journal entries. It might sound kind of over the top, but he really creates wonderful characters and wonderful settings. His writing is really just fantastic.

I also just finished reading Ghostwritten, his first novel.  It was also really entertaining, and did an interesting job of creating a novel about the complexity and interconnectedness of the modern world. I found that he managed to string together a series of stories about individuals and create a larger story about humanity and modernity. If you haven’t picked up one of his books and want to read something substantial, but also entertaining, I highly suggest anything by David Mitchell.

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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Watched this movie yesterday. I’m generally a fan of Tim Burton (except a few of his notable missteps), but when I first saw this movie several years ago, I was pretty disappointed. This time, though, I thoroughly enjoyed it. I don’t know if my tastes have changed or if I was just in a better mood, but I definitely felt that this was one of Tim Burton’s best movies. I’m thinking that one possibility is that I had an easier time understanding the lyrics to the songs this time around. I recall having some difficulty at the theater. In addition to the awesome setting, both Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter are fabulous, and who doesn’t like a movie with Alan Rickman anyway.

This movie definitely isn’t for the squeamish, but if you like Tim Burton or have a certain macabre sense of humor, this movie is awesome.

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What I Saw In China 1: The Not So Beach Front

This video from Al-Jazeera English of the largely empty city of Ordos reminded me of some of the things I saw in my week long stay in the Chinese boom town of Dalian in early July. First the video (Vio io9).

In case you don’t want to watch the video (which I highly recommend) the video shows the unoccupied metropolis in western China called Ordos. This city is full of new construction, a gigantic fountain, and a large new concert hall that has only been used twice a year since it was built. Despite being mostly empty, building continues in the city and people continue to snap up the real estate reasoning that it will go up in value.

As you watch this video, one of the things that’s stunning is the sheer number of construction cranes you see. I noticed this while I was in Dalian as well. As we drove around the city, I saw entire complexes of dozens of high rise apartment building being built all at once. I went inside one of these complexes and was surprised by its condition. While the inside of the individual unit I saw was very nice, I was shocked to see the condition of the exteriors of the buildings as well as areas like the hallways. Even though the buildings were only a couple of years old and in a superficially posh looking gated community with a gate guard, the buildings already looked worn and stained on the outside. In some ways, it reminded me of what I’d heard of communist Russia where individual units were well furnished and decorated even as common areas were left to quickly degrade.

I also encountered something interesting in the nearby resort town of Lushun (also known as Port Arthur). The town is obviously blessed with natural beauty. There is a gorgeous bay surrounded by beautiful hills. Unfortunately, just like any naturally beautiful spot near a city, it’s quickly developing, and as a result, quickly becoming a less desirable place. While I was there, I heard an interesting story from a property owner there. He pointed across the bay at a row of water front midrise condos and the row behind them. Apparently these condos had been sold as waterfront units, but the water in front of them was already being reclaimed for the purpose of building more waterfront condos. In fact, this had already happened. The current row of waterfront condos was built on reclaimed land, and the slightly older buildings behind them were sold as waterfront units. Shocking. In addition, apparently most of these condos were empty, with people keeping them as second homes or simply as investments.

Seeing this kind of thing, one can only conclude that there’s something seriously wrong with the real estate market in China. How is it possible that people buy property under these conditions? How is it possible that people keep building when there are already so many empty units? I can only imagine that this whole system will come to some kind of a catastrophic end.

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The Life of a Japanese Coal Miner

One of the more intresting things about living in a different country is that the artists considered famous are considerably different. Sure, artists from the western canon are appreciated here in Japan, but there are so many people that we’ve never heard about in the States.

Yamamoto Sakubei (1892-1984) was an artist whose works were recently included into the UNESCO’s Memory of World Heritage registration. His art is notable for presenting the everyday lives of coal miners.

Amazingly, he himself was a coal miner who was unable to even attend elementary school. It wasn’t until he was in his mid sixties that he actually started creating art with the goal of preserving his memories of the Fukuoka coal mines for his children and grandchildren. As a result, he created many detailed watercolors of the everyday lives of coal miners complete with journal entry-like captions.

In some ways you might think of him as the Japanese Grandma Moses. Below is some of his art:

This picture depicts two miners. Note all of the text presented throughout the picture. Also, interestingly, both men and women (the person to the right) were commonly working in the mines. It was not uncommon for husbands and wives to work together in the mines. It was also often the case that women would carry their babies into the mines while they worked.

This picture depicts miners who have accidentally tapped into an aquifer and are being assaulted by a torrent of water. It is quite likely these miners would die. In an interview conducted with one of the miners, he mentioned that he feared this kind of flooding far more than methane explosions, which were another major source of death.

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Black Swans, Nuclear Industry, and High Finance

Being in Japan, it’s pretty much impossible to avoid news of the ongoing nuclear disaster. In particular, it was quite interesting to hear the former prime minister Naoto Kan reflect on his sudden reversal of position on the use of nuclear power in Japan after having to deal with the nuclear crisis. In particular, this comment stuck out for me:

“When you think of the chances of an accident that could make half the country uninhabitable, you cannot possibly take that risk, even if it was once in a century.” (Full Article h/t boingboing)

 

In particular, after reading this comment, I couldn’t help but think about the similarities between what is going on now with this nuclear crisis and what is going on with many of the investment banks on Wallstreet.

It seems to me that both of these industries are examples of things that putter along without a problem much of the time, but ocassionally go catastrophically wrong. Because they go so wrong, there is immense political (and practical) pressure for the government to step in and bail out the firms actually responsible instead of allowing for their failure. This in turn creates perverse incentives for companies to adopt less rigorous safety standards, and this in turn requires increased regulation and oversight which may or may not be all that effective.

In the case of the ongoing nuclear crisis, there is no way that TEPCO (the operator of the powerplant) could possibly comensate everyone for the semi-permanent loss of large swaths of land around the plant, the contamination of crops, the economic loss created by time lost due to power usage restrictions, as well as the increased need for monitoring of the food and water supplies in areas. Even though TEPCO might be able to pay for the primary impact of the disaster (cleaning up the reactor site), it can’t possibly come close to compensating people for the secondary and tertiary (and etc.) effects. And yet, having no monitoring of the food supply, and inadequate support for victims of the disaster is not a choice. The tax payer ends up paying the bill for negligence on the part of TEPCO.

Of course, we saw something similar occur with the mortgage crisis and the investment banks. In both of these cases, regular tax payers lose and the negligent party is bailed out and survives.

So, where does that leave me on the issue of whether to pursue nuclear power. The easy argument to make is that we should ban it. With that being said, just like there are legitimate uses for dangerous financial instruments like CDSs and mortgage backed securities with tiers, so there are legitimate uses for nuclear power. The question is whether we are able to harness these instruments so that we can avoid these catastrophic black swan events while harnessing them. Of course this is a tricky proposition since, by definition, black swan events are rare enough that testing any system is very difficult if not impossible.

So what do I think about nuclear power? Certainly new reactor designs with passive cooling drastically reduce the risk of disaster (or so I hear), but do they make it impossible? I’m skeptical. In the end, I think that whether a country should use nuclear power probably depends on it’s geography. In a place like Japan, where population is extremely dense, the risk of even a once in a thousand year disaster at a nuclear plant is too much if it’s in the wrong place. Anything that poses a risk of the evacuation of all of Tokyo is too much. You could probably say similar things for many smaller, denser countries. On the other hand, in a large country with lots of empty space (like Russia, Canada, or the US), nuclear power plants (in many instances) can be built in areas with low population density. While the environmental and human toll of such a disaster might still be great in a sparsly populated area, it’s probably worth the risk.

And some other interesting articles on the ongoing nuclear disaster:

Fukushima Disaster: It’s not over yet – The Guardian

Fukushima and Chernobyl side by side – Nature News Blog

 

 

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When To Continue Reading Something Boring

I just finished a wonderful book called Life and Fate by Vasily Grossman. The best I can do is describe it as a Tolstoy novel set during World War II and focusing on Stalingrad. It ran 871 pages and, as might be expected in a book compared to a work by Tolstoy, had an obscene number of characters all being called by at least three different name (First Name, Last Name, and First Name + Patronymic). In short, it was really confusing and took a long time to get into. To be honest, I didn’t really start enjoying the book until I was well over 300 pages in. Still, I’m really glad I stuck it out because it turned out to be a phenomenal and  illuminating read. I don’t think I’ve ever been more moved by a book than when I read the series of chapters describing the final moments of a group of Jewish concentration camp victims in Poland. I hope that I’ll remember to read the book again in ten years or so.

Still, at the beginning the book was boring. I really couldn’t get into it, partially because I had to keep flipping back to the extensive character index in the back to keep track of who I was reading about. And yet, I’m glad I didn’t give up, because in the end I was handsomely rewarded. This really made me consider the nature of boredom as well as when one should stick with something boring and when one should give up.

I came up with the following causes of boredom while consuming media:

1) You understand what is being said, but it’s not a topic that interests you.

2) You don’t understand something because of it’s sheer complexity.

3) You don’t understand something because you lack the technical skills to understand it.

4) You are already well acquainted with the topic at hand.

5) The media you are consuming has no merit.

6) It moves at a different pace than you’re used to.

I would argue that if you are bored for reasons 1, 2, or 6, you should keep on reading.

For reason #1, I would argue that if you exclude things because you lack interest in them, you’re very unlikely to pick up new interests. For example, a couple of weeks ago, I was listening to a presentation by Intelligence Squared (UK) on Ocean Conservation Efforts. I’m not particularly interested in listening to a bunch of people talk about dirty oceans, and after about five minutes I was bored, and my first inclination was to skip the talk. Then I thought for a moment and decided that I actually didn’t really know whether I was interested in Ocean Conservation or not. It turns out that some (although not all) of the panelists had some really interesting things to say and some great stories to go along with them.

For reason #2, you can look at something like my experience with a book like Life and Fate (above) – or say a Tolstoy novel – or a difficult movie like Mulholland Drive. The key here is that, even if you don’t quite understand what’s going on, putting enough thought and effort into it will lead to understanding, and often, the understanding that you can garner from such complicated things is quite rewarding.

For reason #6, I can point in particular to old movies. Look at a movie like Ikiru or The Seventh Seal. Both of these movies move fairly slowly, cut between camera shots slowly, and feature quite a bit of silence. Many people find these movies boring, but if you embrace them, you will likely find that you’ve learned something deep and enduring.

Of course, it’s often quite difficult to separate #1, #2, and #6 from #3, #4, and #5. For example, #3 could include trying to read papers in a physics journal without knowing Calculus, but it might also include some areas of philosophy that look as though you should be able to understand what’s going on, but can’t in the end (I’m thinking of some of my experience with Marx). With #4, you might argue that just because you feel like you’re acquainted with a topic doesn’t mean that you know where the book/film is going. Finally with #5, you might argue that it’s often difficult to tell if something has merit or not if you can’t understand it. These are all good points, and all I can say is that, I want to try to be fairly conservative with my application of these criteria and err on the side of reading too much stuff that I’m not interested in than reading too little stuff that I’m interested in.

So there we are: Rules for when to continue reading something boring.

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Five Islands I Would Like To Visit

There’s something alluring about islands. Maybe it’s their remoteness and isolation. Maybe it’s because they serve as some sort of microcosm. At any rate, I have an aspirational list of islands that seems to increase in size every once in a while. I have yet to take any islands off this list, but such is life. I thought I would share

1. The Azores

Sea Brothers by Jsome1

Why?
The Azores is a little chain of Islands out in the middle of the Atlantic ocean owned by Portugal. Think of the Hawaii of the Atlantic. Why would I want to go here? Mostly for the culture and history (There is a UNESCO World Heritage City), but also for the wonderful volcanic geography. At one point in time the Azores were an important hub for transatlantic shipping. In addition, the dormant volcanoes mean that there are hot springs!

Probability of Getting There?
Pretty high. I almost went there a couple of years ago but didn’t. I already have the guide book and the okay from Victoria so hopefully this will be happening in the next couple of years.

2. The Faroe Islands

Photo by anjči

Why?
The Faroe islands sit between Iceland and England and are part of the Kingdom of Denmark. Of course that in itself doesn’t make for a particularly compelling reason to go. A large part of the reason for visiting the Faroe islands is their culture. They have a highly unique Nordic culture due to their historical isolation which includes their own unique language, music, and food. They’re also quite famous for their extremely colorful houses. In addition to the unique culture, the Faroe islands apparently have some stunning geography including many fjords.

Probability of Getting There?
Not too bad. Although they sound remote, it’s not too hard to get there once you get to London. The expense of being there might be somewhat of a barrier though…

3. Galapagos Islands

Why?
Well I guess this one is pretty obvious. All that wildlife of course. Where else can you see a bird with blue feet!

Probability of Getting There?
Not terrible. It’s a bit expensive to do it properly since you’ve got to take a small cruise ship to get to a lot of places.

4. Easter Island

Photo by Ndecam

Why?
Another obvious one here. I remember looking at those crazy enigmatic statues ever since I was a kid and thinking that I wanted to see these things for real.

Probability of Getting There?
Not terrible, but not too likely either. Spending over $1500 to get to a small sandy island seems like a bit too much to stomach, but as part of a round the world fare or as part of a vacation to Chile, I just might manage to do it someday.

5. Soqotra

Image from Soqotra

Why?
This small island chain owned by nearby Yemen just looks like a strange desert wonderland. According to wikipedia, it’s sometimes considered “the most alien-looking place on earth.” Just look at some pictures of the place and it’s pretty clear why. I would love to go see this surreal scenery someday!

Probability of Getting There?
Well, probably not anytime soon considering the political situation in Yemen. Also, unlike many other destinations, it might actually take some effort to get there. Typing in Soqotra to sites like Kayak bring up an airport but no flights. Still, one can dream.

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